eduardo's definitions

straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.

1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

shady business

1. Events considered to be shady.
2. Business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building).

1. He sold you 1.5 for thirty? That's some shady business!
2. Gee, it's hot out. I hope that this transaction is some shady business.

by Eduardo August 11, 2004

El Nino

Anal activities which occur at three times the speed of the sound. Can cause intense redness and diahrrea, may be fatal.

I got an El Nino, fuck wat they teach u dumb ass slow and steady leads the way

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

Bivales

A sea shell that has two parts

There are many bivales in the ocean

by Eduardo June 4, 2003

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".

Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

MTV

mindless tunnel vision

yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.

by Eduardo July 8, 2003