eduardo's definitions

mosquito

1. an annoying insect

2. when a sick bastard takes a straw and sucks up the blood from his female companion's seeping vagina

"Dude i gave her the mosquito."
"You are one sick little bastard."

by eduardo June 18, 2004

shady business

1. Events considered to be shady.
2. Business conducted in a shady area (under a tree, behind a tall building).

1. He sold you 1.5 for thirty? That's some shady business!
2. Gee, it's hot out. I hope that this transaction is some shady business.

by Eduardo August 11, 2004

straight rope

1. A piece of rope that is straight.
2. (slang) Highly potent marijuana.

1. I will climb up that rock face with this straight rope.
2. This shit's straight rope, dog.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

language mananguage

A language created by a Princeton University professor of entymology Gregory M. Taylor, III. Basically consists of substituting the first consenants in a word with the word "man".

Chillin manillin with Bob Dylan.

by Eduardo January 16, 2004

kafrin

a sad little black girl with dreads and she always talks about her dreads and how they're so Mandingoish "ooh la la" she smells like a cat, i mean, like a pussy and she is in love with hwer little brother because he has "sex bumps" which are what she calls his terrible acne. I'm glad I'm not kafrin

Kafrin watches her gay gladiator movie and the hangs with katelyn sjostedt before making out with her little brother, steve berna

by eduardo December 4, 2003

MTV

mindless tunnel vision

yo bro you have a serious case of MTV; you gots to see the big pic, yo.

by Eduardo July 8, 2003