edgar pruviance's definitions

chipmunk

Unhappy person in an antisocial mood, whose attitude is charecterized by the to desire to avoid social contacts in order to work on geek stuff, such as installing an Amiga emulator on his PC or play with a progamable calculator on a Friday night.

He's not coming with us because he's such a chipmunk.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

longueuil

Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.

This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

frisbee

Nipple surrounded by an areola of disturbingly wide diameter; Areola covering a disproportionately large surface of the breast.

She had frisbees.

Have you also been turned off by her frisbees?

His wife has frisbees.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

tas

(French-Canadian)

People who are not quite popular, nonetheless witty, funny, appreciable and psychologically fat.

Je l'apprécie Grégoire. C't'un vrai tas. (I appreciate Gregory. He's a genuine tas.)

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

penibanez

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.

He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.

The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.

by Edgar Pruviance May 29, 2009