edgar pruviance's definitions

penibanez

Cheap penis-shaped imitation of an Ibanez guitar.

He plays on a Penibanez, while it is true indeed that his amplificator is a Masturbarshall.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.

- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.

by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009

plane'arium

Planetarium, said by someone who has an extremely rare disease which consists of not being able to pronounce the "t" in (and only in) the word planetarium. Pronounce: "planay'aarium"

Let's go to the plane'arium, oh by the way sorry I can't pronounce the "t" in plane'arium.

by Edgar Pruviance June 2, 2009

third world

Profanity mumbled to oneself when dealing with any form of unefficiency, deception, incompetence, malfunction, desillusion, ignorance, shortage, exasperation or failure.

The inspectors knew the bridge would collapse but they did nothing. Third world.

I've been waiting in line for 6 hours to get in. Fucking third world.

You only have a dial-up connection? Are you third world fucking kidding?

That amazing giant chewbacca hologram promotion is only available in the US and Japan? Fuck three third of the world.

by Edgar Pruviance May 29, 2009

honeysuckle

1. Arching shrubs or twining vines in the family Caprifoliaceae.

2. Alpha male teenager from rich family who enjoys humiliating or bullying defenseless younger kids; Charismatic young man from rich family who has a permanent antipathetic overconfident grin on his face and who acts exuberantly like a testosterone-driven imbecile.

French: chèvrefeuille
German: geißblatt

1. Luckily enough, my farts smells like sweet honeysuckle flowers.

2. That honeysuckle thinks having rich parents is a talent.

by Edgar Pruviance May 28, 2009

glof

1. A muffin
2. A muffin with anthropomorphic features
3. Half-human, half-muffin

1. Hungry? You want a glof?

2. Man, look, a glof! Is he talking to us?

3. That fat kid looks like a real glof.

by Edgar Pruviance May 28, 2009

longueuil

Haircut generally seen on heads of thin white passive-agressive men wearing tight blue jeans and a camisole. Synonym: mullet.

This priest has the shiniest longueuil I have ever seen.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009