eda-skip's definitions

Wowie-gasm

A Wowie-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he smokes some really good Maui Wowie and jacks off and cums.

I had an awesome Wowie-gasm last night when we smoked some good weed and circle-jerked!

by eda-skip May 2, 2022

crotch yogurt

crotch yogurt is the cum a guy blows in his whitie-tighties when he jacks off in them.

I jacked off in my Calvins and blew a load of crotch yogurt in them!

by eda-skip October 16, 2021

knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.

Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

cox

cox is the plural of cock.

I see sooo... many hard cox in the cadet showers every day, yet I still get a boner when I do!

by eda-skip June 25, 2022

cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.

We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

Squirt X 11

Squirt X 11 means for a guy to squirt cum 11 times when he has a cumgasm.

When I jerk off, I usually Squirt X 11!

by eda-skip January 1, 2022

CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or whatever they want sexually.

They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!

by eda-skip October 14, 2021