scrapbooking

scrapbooking is a practice that some guy's engage in to record all the cumshots they've swallowed as a reward for sucking dick. They take cell-phone videos of themselves sucking dick and then swallowing the all creamy goo that shoots out of guys' dicks.
I've started scrapbooking all the times I suck dick, so have a video record of all the guys I've sucked off in my graduating class, which was a part of my cadet initiation - to suck off any cadet who wanted a blowjob!
by eda-skip December 08, 2022
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cumgasm piss-fuck

A cumgasm piss-fuck is a sexual act where one guyawakens a sleeping dude, by dick-slapping him across his face, and then fucks his mouth making him the early bird who gets the worm, has a cumgasm, and then pisses in his mouth and makes him swallow it all.
Matt woke me up this morning by dick-slapping me and giving me a cumgasm piss-fuck in my mouth!
by eda-skip October 17, 2021
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cum-pumpkin pie

A cum-pumpkin pie is a baked Halloween treat that guys can make by making six dick-holes in a pumpkin for their dicks to fuck and have cumgasms in, and then scraping out the goop and making a pie for all to enjoy.
We're planning to make a cum-pumpkin pie for Halloween!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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blob

A blob is a guy's cumshot.
I lost my blob after jacking off for only 3 minutes!
by eda-skip August 26, 2023
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Wowie-gasm

A Wowie-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he smokes some really good Maui Wowie and jacks off and cums.
I had an awesome Wowie-gasm last night when we smoked some good weed and circle-jerked!
by eda-skip May 02, 2022
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tous les nuits

tous les nuits is French for "every night", which is one of the times I jack off and cum.
I normally jerk off and blow my load tous les nuits, and last night was no different -- I played with my cock & balls for a while and then fapped until I shot my shit!
by eda-skip December 11, 2021
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Fuck him till he squirts!

Fuck him till he squirts! is what I heard one guy say as my roomies took turns sticking their dicks in my asshole!
I heard Chris say "Fuck him till he squirts!" as Matt pushed his 8" into my butthole!
by eda-skip May 10, 2022
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