eda-skip's definitions

fuck-bag

A fuck-bag is a guy whose asshole and mouth are used for the sexual gratification of other dudes.

Some of the cadets in the second squadron want me to be their fuck-bag!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

gloryhole virgin

A gloryhole virgin is a guy who has never sucked dick or been sucked at a gloryhole.

Some guys here at the Academy are gloryhole virgins!

by eda-skip November 23, 2022

teamwork

teamwork is a circle-jerk.

All for one, one for all -- that's teamwork!

by eda-skip January 13, 2023

kopf kase

Kopf Kase is head cheese in German.

Wow! Dietrick's kopf kase is really good!

by eda-skip May 14, 2023

quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 23, 2021

monkey goo

monkey goo is the shit that squirts out of your dick when you're spanking the monkey.

Oh shit! I shot monkey goo everywhere when I was spanking the monkey this morning!

by eda-skip July 29, 2022

bluie

A bluie is a 100mg Viagra pill.

We had a jack-off contest and all us were doing bluies so we'd have a boner all night!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021