A cum-sucking, ass-licking ghoul is a guy who gives blowjobs, rims assholes and has purple teeth.
We're going to drink the bottle of Sirius Petit Sirah that my dad gave me to make our teeth purple, and then we're going to get naked and become cum-sucking, ass-licking ghouls and go Trick-or-Treating in our dorm and see how many cadets want sucked off or rimmed!
by eda-skip October 11, 2021
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knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.
Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!
by eda-skip October 06, 2021
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Pleasure Bridge

A guy's Pleasure Bridge is the line of skin that extends from the underside of his dick to the front edge of his asshole that is extremely pleasurable when licked by another guy -- lick him there and he'll get an instant boner.
I always lick Matt's Pleasure Bridge when I'm about to rim his asshole! He throws a rock - hard boner!
by eda-skip July 02, 2022
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uncut wood

uncut wood is an uncircumcised boner.
Since many of the cadets in my squadron are uncircumcised, I suck a lot of uncut wood!
by eda-skip March 30, 2022
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Big Red

Big Red is what I call my dick when I wear a penis ring that makes my cock engorge and turn red.
The last cadet to suck Big Red was Matt!
by eda-skip October 13, 2021
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dickwich

A dickwitch is a sandwich made with a dick.
Several of us cadets went on picnic, and they kept feeding me their dickwich!
by eda-skip May 12, 2023
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Lefty-loosie

A Lefty-loosie is a left-handed guy with a loose asshole.
We went to the baths in Colorado Spring, and I fucked a Lefty-loosie!
by eda-skip October 21, 2021
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