eatdirtfartdust's definitions

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

Shedon't Money

As in "Money she don't know about"
Money saved or earned which your signifigant other or financial partner is not aware you posess.

Money meant for frivolous things such as gambling, drinking, prostitutes etc...

I got Saturday free and a pocket full of shedon't money.

by eatdirtfartdust August 28, 2010

SteamPoweredHitler

A deviant sexual act, usually performed between to homosexual males. The first subject anally penetrates the second subject, then uses his penis to draw a "Hitler-style" mustache on the face of the second subject with the second subjects own fecal matter.

"I pulled out and gave him a SteamPoweredHitler."

by eatdirtfartdust June 6, 2009

Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...

Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.

by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009

Code-blue

Message given to coworkers or friends, when you notice a hot chick and you want them to check her out.

Hey Scott, it's Josh, in I.T. I got a code-blue out in the hall, you need to take a look.

by eatdirtfartdust January 14, 2009

saydb

Acronym for "sorry about your dick bro".

Generally something you would post when a facebook user shares a pictures of their Lifted or pimped out truck, sports car, or motorcycle to insinuate that they have such a possession to compensate for their tiny penis.

That's a huge truck!
saydb

by eatdirtfartdust October 21, 2015

Finding Larry

Generally means to have deviant backwoods sex. In rare circumstances it can also mean to go "off-roading"... but usually, it's the sex.

We went "finding Larry" last night on a backroad.

by eatdirtfartdust June 22, 2011