Definitions by e-rock
clarinet fart
That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
clarinet fart by e-rock April 3, 2015
nakey t
A name given to a guy who is homosexual and likes to beat off to weightlifting guys and then call his roommate an asshole. Also likes to shove huge objects up his ass.