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A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
Get the morrissey friday mug.The state of being infuriatingly indecisive but clouding it in a passive-aggressive illusion of being open, forcing a partner into an infuriating game of process of elimination they cannot win.
“Where do you want to go to dinner?”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
“I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.”
“Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.”
“I don’t want to go there.”
“How about T.G.I.Friday's?”
“I don’t want that.”
"Chili's?"
"No."
“Arby's?”
“No.”
“McDonald’s?”
“No.”
“White Castle?”
“No.”
“BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
by dwaynetrobinson November 27, 2017
Get the Picky-Washy mug.1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro.
Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the assport mug.1. When you take modeling gigs that are beneath your fame and stature because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
Bro 2: Yo, you’re wearing cologne now?
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it.
Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the deppseration mug.Bro 2: Yo, did you and Gaudalupe do it after dinner last night?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
Bro 1: Yo, right after she let out some assoline.
Bro 2: Right after or RIGHT AFTER?
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the assoline mug.Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it in her little sister's room, bro.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
Bro 2: Was her sister in the room?
Bro 1: (pause)
Bro 2: Mout.
by dwaynetrobinson July 17, 2022
Get the mout mug.Obligation to spend twice as much to take your significant other to an event you would have gone to without them.
"Nickelback tickets for a hundred bucks, bro!"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
"Two hundred bucks for me, after the girlfriend tax, bro."
"That sucks, bro."
"Would having sex with me make you feel better, bro?"
by dwaynetrobinson April 17, 2015
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