Definitions by dw8177

hdydt 

Texting abbreviation for, "How did you do that ?"

"I almost got caught in the boys locker room, but then I made myself invisible."
"HDYDT ?"

hdydt by dw8177 May 24, 2017

silky butt 

A silky butt is someone's butt that is so hairless, smooth, and perfect, you swear they must spin silk out of it at night.

"I've been going out with Angela for a few weeks now. She has such a silky butt !"

silky butt by dw8177 May 23, 2017

jackery

Essentially "jackass" but used in the context for the results left behind of the way someone acts.

This can involve vandalism, pranks, or just generally being an idiot or incompetent to the point of really messing up things around them. Can also mean when someone else gets falsely accused for their inability or ineptitude.

There are always consequences involved and some degree of punishment for these acts as there is always a clear trail of destruction left behind.

"Scott went on a drinking binge last night."

"I know ! You should've seen the jackery he made back at work the next day."

jackery by dw8177 May 23, 2017

frap 

A frap is basically a loud fart. It can happen when someone is trying to quietly fart with others around but is unsuccessful and it is heard quite clearly by them.

"Jeremy totally frapped during homeroom this morning ! Everyone turned to stare right at him."

frap by dw8177 April 26, 2017

fun plums

Another synonym for a man's testicles.

"Dude, I went out with Kathy the other day. We got busy back at her house and she totally sucked my fun plums while I whacked my weasel."

fun plums by dw8177 April 25, 2017

sparting 

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."

"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"

sparting by dw8177 April 13, 2017

predult 

Predult is a smaller word for, "Prior to being an adult."

It is normally used in an insulting term to show someone who is 18 or over and is not acting their age by being interested in childish toys or ideas, and that instead of acting like an adult, they are acting more like a teenager, tween, or even a child.

(At a party) "Hey look ! They've got boxes of LEGOs in this one room !"

(responding) "That's for their kids. Stop being such a predult and get yourself a beer already."

predult by dw8177 March 9, 2017