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dumbtissim

a person who is acting/being dumb/anoying/you get the idea
OMFG! DO YOU HAVE DUMBTISSIM OR SOMETHING!?
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 July 11, 2021
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touch of a woman

a thing i do not have and will likely not ever experience
"touch of a woman is a thing i do not have experienced and will likely have not ever"
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025
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KFC

KFC is better than kfc
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 14, 2021
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windows 11

The trashiest operating system to ever exist. its main reason im seriously considering learning linux when windows 10 drops support. the newest unimprovement is the removal of the swirl your cursor makes when it thinks. windows 11 was micrococks idea that nobody asked for. privacy? whats privacy? lets ask ARTIFICIAL FUCKING INTELLIGENCE!!!!! microcock has really done it this time. WINDOWS 10 WAS JUST FINE WE ALL LOVED IT NOBODY LIKES OR WANTS WINDOWS 11. LIKE HOW ABOUT WE FUCKING SUCK YOUR TINY LIL CHODE WHILE WHERE AT IT MICROCOCK!!!!! but you forgot people can just download grc incontrol ;) oh and also they screwed over minecraft like tiktok did to our generations minds :)
man i sure do hate windows 11, its somehow worse than apple as a whole and linux as a command
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 May 17, 2025
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PTSD

do you have ptsd?
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 November 14, 2021
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shit cutter

someone who toots a lot, or smells

or someone who has to cut shit because its to big
OMG! WHO CUT THE SHIT THIS TIME!? | you smell like a shit cutters knife
by dum(p/b)tissim 69 July 11, 2021
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