duke dynomite's definitions

Possum surprise

when your lover pretends to be asleep, then waits fo ryou to fall asleep, and shoves a possum up your butt.

I thought cindy was asleep last night until i woke up to a possum surprise!

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009

nigger pie

a slang for an african americans vagina. Especially if she is in a inter-racial relationship.

That boy is always at that girls house gettin some of that nigger pie.

by duke dynomite July 3, 2008

Nigger Ranger

A correctional officer.

Nick got a job as a Nigger Ranger at the prison.

by duke dynomite February 26, 2009

Mandangler

A large full dangling penis.

She didnt want to have sex until i showed her my mandangler.

by duke dynomite February 26, 2009

Funyons & Faggots

refers to the loser Dungeons and dragons (D&D)guys. who usually smoke pot and fuck each other. With lwoer inhibitions and lack of hormonal release they bang each other. the pot making them want funyons, the sodomy makes them faggots.

Hey your brother still in the Funyons & Faggots club.

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009

F&F

Funyons & Faggots, refers to the loser Dungeons and dragons (D&D)guys. who usually smoke pot and fuck each other. the pot making them want funyons, the sodomy makes them faggots.

Thos F&F guys are weird.

by duke Dynomite January 14, 2009

The Flying Stiffy

To have your woman spread out on the bed, then take a run across the room and jump naked, with your feet touching your ass and hands behind you on your ankles, all while sporting a hard on. Then land with full insertion.

Amanda was impressed last night when i ran across the room and landed The Flying Stiffy.

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009