duke's definitions

compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

by Duke July 9, 2003

Bananaclip

Slang term for an AK-xx assualt rifle due to the shape of the magazine, which resembles a banana.

Keep it movin' prick or the bananclip will lace your ass up.

by Duke May 13, 2005

Kwanzaa

It's the right-on power handshake of the 1990s. Yet another politically correct tactic to get whites to pay attention to non-whites, primarily blacks. It's a fabricated holiday based on race, invented by a convicted felon, which is too third world for most black Americans, too jewish for black muslims, and too stupid for everyone else. Now that's a fine example for the ghetto children of the world!

I'm cwazy for Kwanzaa!

by Duke December 24, 2004

bootch

A severely torn asshole.

When I finished ravaging that whore's ass it left her with a bootch.

by Duke July 21, 2004

Cheeba

Noun: one of many street names for the holiest of holy, almighty peacebringer known as Marijuana

See also: wordpot wordweed wordganja

Yo man, do you know where a brother might score some cheeba right now?

by Duke July 10, 2003

first story told in therapy

When you walk in on your parents having sex, which can lead to one seeking professional assistance in coping with the event.

Dr. Jean and Dr. Grey often fall asleep in therapy sessions because the first story told in therapy is always the same.

by Duke January 22, 2003

Illegally Cute

An underage girl that looks good.

Those Olsen Twins are illegally cute.

by Duke January 22, 2003