dudelookslikeachimp's definitions

man flu

Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.

"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears

Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.

Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

AVP

AVP refers to the classical struggle between a mother and her children (alien) versus the innately child molesting man (predator). So called because the instincts and emotions of family are "alien" to men who only seem want to get to the females before they are ready to date (thus pre-dater or sex predator).

We had to call the police to take care of another AVP situation in the downstairs apartments last night.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

Dick Wolf

A right wing gay guy who produces real hard-core master and slave themed crap for the right wing masses like Law & Order.

Did you see that Uncle Tom crap on TV last night? It must have been produced by a real Dick Wolf. It tried to say Meths labs aren't good business for children.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008

Alien

A 1979 movie is rumored to inspire a huge surge in young men entering the ob-gyn field due to creatures exploding out of people's bodies.

I delivered a 10 month Latina baby that popped out just like in Alien. Boy was her mother's corpse a mess.

by dudelookslikeachimp January 11, 2008