13 definitions by dudelookslikeachimp
a walking breathing example of why chronological age is a stupid way to tell if someone is mature enough for sex, marriage or kids.
Why every person past puberty should be mentally evaluated annually and have an ID card stating whether having sex with them is Statutory Rape.
Why every person past puberty should be mentally evaluated annually and have an ID card stating whether having sex with them is Statutory Rape.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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Appealing for soft emotional or sentimental reasons only; for chick-flick reasons only; sexually appealing to to those interested in male bodies -- alluding to or referencing the way feminine homosexual men stereotypically judge things.
Usually highlighting an items lack of the normal qualities expected from quality items of that type.
Usually highlighting an items lack of the normal qualities expected from quality items of that type.
That race car with the pink stripes is really gay; my go-cart could go faster around the track.
300 was a really gay cartoon movie. But Alien is a gay movie too because it is so old and outdated. Real chick-flick stuff.
All the prizes at the carnival shooting booth are really gay; but my girlfriend like it.
Blue Boy and Seventeen are really gay magazines; but they get my sister's girlfriends worked up.
300 was a really gay cartoon movie. But Alien is a gay movie too because it is so old and outdated. Real chick-flick stuff.
All the prizes at the carnival shooting booth are really gay; but my girlfriend like it.
Blue Boy and Seventeen are really gay magazines; but they get my sister's girlfriends worked up.
by dudelookslikeachimp January 22, 2008
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Also the male equivalent to a woman's fake headache -- though more widely used getting out of bad dates, chick flicks and other woman oriented activities than to avoid sex with the significant other.
"I am pretty sure Don gave me a man flu story because he didn't want to go to Sally's bridal shower with me."
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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Naive dimwitted brat who was pregnant at 16 -- but still probably better prepared to be a parent than her older sister Britney.
Jamie Lynn Spears is a typical Disney slut but still young enough that swelling ego hasn't erased her reflex to fake being nice.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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A right wing gay guy who produces real hard-core master and slave themed crap for the right wing masses like Law & Order.
Did you see that Uncle Tom crap on TV last night? It must have been produced by a real Dick Wolf. It tried to say Meths labs aren't good business for children.
by dudelookslikeachimp December 29, 2007
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ass pimples that give the flesh that rough pig flesh complexion --- like Arnold Ziffle (pig on Petticoat Junction).
by dudelookslikeachimp February 20, 2008
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