dubeswiggins's definitions

covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

stripper slide

When a bachelor picks up a stripper for a one night stand and before he knows it she is living there.

Dave: Hey who was that sweet thing over at Tom's place?
Jack: That's Brandi, she's a peeler he banged the other night, nice girl but Tom better be carefull it looks like she's trying to pull the stripper slide. I really don't think he wants to be her cumlord for more than a day or two.

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

Youdude

A quintesential fictional gay porn site you threaten your friends with if they are about to do something gay.

If you're going to stick that voodoo idol up his ass cause he passed out at the party I'm going to record it and put it on Youdude

by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014

Dual moutain ass

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .

"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.

by dubeswiggins April 21, 2018

pist

The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.

There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.

by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014

roof troll

The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.

Looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.

by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014