dubeswiggins's definitions

Viral footprint

Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.

Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

viral sasquatch

A person , industry or practise that has a larger than normal viral footprint.

Drive thrus and fast food is convienient but could be a viral sasquatch infecting people in the millions with the vid.

Look at that guy coughing all over the buffet he is the biggest viral sasquatch I think a have ever seen.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Vironic

When a person who claimed they were healthy and that covid is just another flu went out and acted like a viral sasquatch with no regard for their own viral footprint ends up on in an ICU begging for their life.

Its pretty sad and vironic Rocco died from the vid ,he was the first one telling us all "don't worry its just a flu if your young and healthy you'll be fine"

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Dual moutain ass

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .

"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.

by dubeswiggins April 21, 2018

jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021