dubeswiggins's definitions

Viral footprint

Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.

Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Fear goggles

The concept of people looking more fuckable when it seems its the end of days

Never thought my neighbor was hot before until she gave me the quarantine eyes across the fence, after a week of lockdown and wondering if I even have a week left to live that ass is looking pretty sweet right now, I must have my fear goggles on.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

Vironic

When a person who claimed they were healthy and that covid is just another flu went out and acted like a viral sasquatch with no regard for their own viral footprint ends up on in an ICU begging for their life.

Its pretty sad and vironic Rocco died from the vid ,he was the first one telling us all "don't worry its just a flu if your young and healthy you'll be fine"

by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020

Dual moutain ass

Coined in Whistler /Blackcomb for local women who have developed athletic but large booty due to vigorous hill climbing .

"Hey Kevin did you see at Shania, she has been in Switzerland so long she got dual moutain ass.

by dubeswiggins April 21, 2018

roof troll

The grumpy flat roofer on every crew that complains all day and wants to shut it down early because its too hot,too windy,too cold,etc.

Looks like beer clouds are moving in ,well , the roof troll will be happy at least.

by dubeswiggins November 26, 2014

pist

The vapour that comes off a urine stream in sub zero temperatures. Also the disgusting fog that erupts from suana rocks if urinated on.

There was a heavy pist left in the outhouse that cold February morning after farmer bob left for the fields.
I had to leave the sauna ,some freak took a leak on the rocks and the pist made me gag.

by dubeswiggins November 18, 2014