dubeswiggins's definitions

depression X

The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.

First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.

by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020

covideo

Any of the increasingly boring videos people are putting on line to try and feel connected to anything in isolation.

Today I logged into bordomflix and watched my friend Gary who posted 5 covideos of himself making meals and doing push ups , I guess we are both really losing it and connection fishing hard.

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

boredomflix

What fb became after the first week of isolation once the memes dried up and the boring covideos of your contacts doing mundane household chores took over.

Tuned into boredomflix this afternoon to watch covideos of my friends making dinner and playing with their kids

by dubeswiggins March 28, 2020

drinking the clorox

The modern term to use when someone follows a lunatic

I saw Cleatis and Bufford playing soldier of fortune down at the protest drinking the clorox with the other sheep.

by dubeswiggins April 24, 2020

jabport

Jabport (noun) The covid inoculation passport needed to have a life outside your own 4 walls.

McDonalds employee: 'If you want to dine in I will need to see you jabports" (Said in a thick surly German accent)

by dubeswiggins September 22, 2021

Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021