Boomer

an ancient generation of creatures from 1876 B.C who exist for the pure reason of torturing the younger generations with their pettiness and entitled mentality because they were raised with a fucking silver spoon in their greasy, oily mouths and can't comprehend that other people might also have problems, because they apparently had it soooooo bad.
Old guy: This generation is so bad. I had it so much worse.
Me: bro look at that boomer
Bro: he's so entitled lmaooooo
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless
Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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Cringe

When you see something so terrible, so revolting, that it physically makes your body unintentionally move into a C shape, which is why cringe starts with a C actually
Me: thats cringe bruv
My friend: never say that again or i will remove your spine and use it as a clothes hanger.
Me: okay
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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urbandictionary

Person: im going to search up urbandictionary on urban dictionary!!
Me: is your head just for decoration or do you just have negative braincells
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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Old people

Similar to a boomer, an old person is an ancient creature from before Christ was born, which explains their evil actions. They usually don't have teeth due to them falling out due to all the cocaine and heroine they did as teenagers. They also probably have brain damage.
Me: omg is tjat an old people!?!?
friend: we should leave
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever
Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation
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hurr durr

what comes out of my classmates mouth when they say anything
Teacher: yes? what is your question?
Me: god no
Person next to me: hurr durr hurr durr duhh hurr durr
by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022
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