drunkenmidget's definitions

No bitches

the status of having no bitches, similar to maidenless, but different because its more embarassing to be labeled as having no bitches in society then being called maidenless

Friend: wanna go talk to that guy over there?
Me: he has no bitches its too dangerous

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

I-ready

A program made by the Italians in world war two to brainwash the young of today in order to support them in world war three that was deemed too dangerous and rage inducing so it was locked away in a USB stick that was thrown into the ocean and marked "NON USARE."
The marines found the USB in 2007, when it was reprogrammed into a school learning program because Americans are stupid and can't read Italian.

Me: I hate I-ready so much I'm going to start a zombie apocalypse just so I don't have to do it

The future: please no

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Cringe

When you see something so terrible, so revolting, that it physically makes your body unintentionally move into a C shape, which is why cringe starts with a C actually

Me: thats cringe bruv
My friend: never say that again or i will remove your spine and use it as a clothes hanger.
Me: okay

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

mental retardation

everyone in my art class
they wont shut up
ever

Me: My art class are all affected with mental retardation

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

Maidenless

The status of having 0 bitches
like you

Me: yo that dude is Maidenless
Friend: yeah what a looser

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

The Emoji Movie

The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.

Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022

whataboutism

A symptom of people who don't really understand how to convey their point, so they resort to saying "What about X??" in order to have the other person understand their point without actually saying anything to make them believe it. We've all been a victim of whataboutism.

Person: What about the fork you threw at me??
Me: shut your whataboutism and go back to bed
Person: its eight in the morning.
Me: so??

by drunkenmidget March 14, 2022