18 definitions by drewbud315
An un - satisfying shit, usually where the person fails to reach point break, and is too embarrassed to spend half an hour seeing the whole thing through, or make two trips to the toilet. The discomfort, heat and sweat associated with this can be amplified by people occupying your direct vicinity, increasing greatly with an increasing number of people and how close they get.
"Man, I was so uncomfortable during that staff meeting due to needing a shit... Not only did I have to put the meeting on hold, I came back with mad clumpf and that just made things much worse. I think I'm going to get fired."
by drewbud315 September 11, 2007
Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.
by drewbud315 May 4, 2007
After taking a shit and standing up to wipe your arse, dropoff is the dod of shit that remains clinging to your hoop until you are upright, then falls off and lands on a number of places.... in your boxers, on the carpet, on your shoes etc... and is renowned for going un - noticed until it's too late.
"Yesterday in the office, Alan emerged from the gent's with mad dropoff down the back of his pants ! no - one told him and it ended up getting everywhere !"
by drewbud315 July 5, 2007
The ultimate in greasy fried snacks available from british "chippies" or chip shops; A chopped and shaped pork patty flavoured with either barbeque or chinese seasoning, doused in batter then deep fried. Mmmmmm heart attacks never tasted so good !
"Gie us a king rib supper wi' 2 king ribs, one BBQ and one chinese, 2 buttered rolls and a few pickles, broon sauce on the chips and extra salt on everyhin', a couple o mairs bairs an' a gless bottle of irn bru ya cunt"
by drewbud315 July 6, 2007