drew's definitions

Military Police

the worlds best high speed chase solvers, they dont take no crap.

i was worried those pussy cops would never pull him over, then he got onto the military base, that ended it quick.

by drew April 24, 2005

Dirty Q

When you need to loosen a girl's asshole to put your dick in, you take each index finger and strech the rectum accordingly. After the asshole has been sufficently streched you place one index finger in each nostril of the girl in question. The next step is to ram your cock into her asshole. When she tries to pull away, you reign her back in by her nose, she will be unable to move away from the degrading act that is anal penetration with her own shit in her nose.

He Dirty Q'd nine girls in 2 hours last night

by drew May 6, 2005

Fantazmoto

Meaning cool, awesome, radical, fantastic, etc.
Originated in Illinois, Chicagoland area.

Man: Here is a billion dollars.
You: Fantazmoto!!

by Drew December 29, 2003

Sags

Best bud in the wholllllllle world, yeah, i went there

Sags pwns, i <3 sags, emo sucks

by Drew March 23, 2005

titte

When Richie acts like a deuche bag.

(See Also shuzz )

Richie: I AM A MONGALOR MAN!!!! I LIKE MONGALORING YO MAMA BIOTCH!!! KAKA DOO!
Drew: Titte Richie. Titte. Go join the titte fest you motha fucker.

by Drew February 13, 2004

bad times

a term used by adam corolla.
see: good times

Dr, Drew: what did your dad do to you?
caller: well, he abused me and drank beer and ran away when I was 8.
Adam: bad times

by Drew January 2, 2004

blick

Verb (v)

To completely destroy/enialate either by violence or sexual activity.

Last night Drew pretended to be an angry black woman and said
"bitch, im gonna blick yo vagina."

...and he did indeed blick her vagina.

by Drew June 19, 2006