Definitions by drew

fingered 

Someone inserting a finger or fingers into your anus

Suck my cock while you finger my arse

fingered by Drew March 27, 2004

lava 

When shit goes soft.

I feel a lava brewing.

My brother David went into the bathroom and obviously lavad.

lava by Drew March 17, 2004

shpah 

More powerful form of shwing

.... and then ther's Carmen Electra" "Shpah!"-Powerful thrusting motion-

shpah by Drew March 17, 2004

Fab Moretti 

Very cute drummer for groovy new band,the Strokes. Boyfriend of Drew Barrymore, lucky chick.

I dreamed that Fab Moretti kissed me.

Fab Moretti by Drew March 15, 2004

Ponce de le Chaunce 

someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.

"Dude, J.P. is such a Ponce de le Chaunce"

Ponce de le Chaunce by drew March 12, 2004

poon 

although having excess body hair, a poon is someone that still scores with hot chicks.

drew was at a party with bree and chelsea, took off his shirt and woke up the next morning with the two of them. he had realized he had gotten the name poon

poon by drew March 9, 2004

l.joe

a fat kid with last nam beginning with h

Man look at that joe he cant play ball

l.joe by Drew March 8, 2004