drazen's definitions

Croats

The Croats, a Slavic nation.

Croats or Hrvati.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

gas

DANGEROUS!!! Can be released from all kinds of thing, such as an ass!

A Croat, a Serb, a Muslim ,were having a competition of who can fart farther.
The Serb farted 5 miles, the Muslim 3 miles, and the Croat farted so much it could not be measured. On the evening news, it was announced that some unknown smelly gaslike explosion killed a grandma in Japan!! SO U CAN SEE THAT THE CROATS GAS TRAVELED ALL THE WAY TO JAPAN!!!
BEWARE OF THE GASES!

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Neretva

A river in Herzegovina, that flows through Croatia into the Adriatic sea.

He drowned in Neretva because he didn't know how to swim.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

cuna

Dick in Croatian.

During a sexual intercourse, the male's CUNA is really hard.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Vodka

In Croatian, water is called woda, the same as in Polish! Except u spell it voda.

Zedan sam....napi se vode konju

by Drazen April 27, 2004

HerzegBosnia

A Croatian state.

HercegBosno
u srcu te nosim,
kud kod krenem
s tobom se ponosim!

Lijepa tvoja,
brda i doline,
kao sunce, kad iz gore
sine.

Volim tvoje rodne
vinograde, kad ih
beru Citlucanke
mlade.

Volim Ljubuski
kad je pun behara,
Kupres,
Livno, pa sve do
Mostara.

Sa Sirokog puse
povjetarac, tu
se pijeva ganga
i becarac.


Volim Capljinu,
Posusje i Grude,
Stolac, Ravno,
sve postene ljude.

Tomislave,
grade od starina,
Sujica je i tebi
blizina.

Svoj na svome
sada mi zivimo,
i sa time svi se
ponosimo!

H
E
R
C
E
G
B
O
S
N
A

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Zagreb

The capital and largest city of Croatia on the Sava River in the north-central part of the country. Originally a Roman town, it came under the control of Hungary in the 13th century. During the 19th century the city was a center of Croatian nationalism, and it became the capital of an autonomous Croatia within the kingdom of Hungary in 1868. Zagreb was a part of Yugoslavia from after World War I until 1991. Population: 867,717.

No example

by Drazen April 25, 2004