dranalog's definitions

Bitch Flick

A sad movie with emotional drama that revolves around a dog.

"Megan Leavey" is not a chick flick, it's a bitch flick.
"Old Yeller" is the original bitch flick.

by dranalog June 11, 2017

Trump steak sauce

Ketchup, but served at expensive restaurant (especially when the steak is served well-done.)

Client: I would like some ketchup, please
Waiter: Please do not say "ketchup" out loud in here. We call it "Trump steak sauce."

by dranalog May 25, 2017

PVL

Popular Vote Loser. To be used instead of POTUS when the POTUS failed to win the popular vote.

Trump supporter: you should respect the POTUS.

Normal human: you mean the PVL? No fucking way. The PVL is not a legitimate president. He lost the popular vote. Respect denied.

The PVL is crying about 5 million illegal voters, an allegation with no basis in reality.

by dranalog February 2, 2017

frontiered

To get frontiered - to receive a runaround when calling tech support, including clueless representatives, terminal holds, being bounced multiple times between departments, and eventually getting disconnected and having to start the process all over again. Named for Frontier Communications, which recently took over for AT&T in New England (already known for bad tech support) and made it several orders of magnitude worse.

I needed help with my word processor program, but when I called the tech support, I got frontiered.

I got frontiered when I called the mechanic to see if my car is ready.

It may be cheap, but you are guaranteed to get frontiered if you sign up for Frontier internet.

by dranalog July 20, 2016