Definitions by dragon_f*cker

Brodeo

When a bunch of frat bros get together. Basically a bunch of animals in an enclosed area.

You’re coming to the brodeo tonight, right??

It’s a straight up brodeo in there.

Brodeo by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Ballshack 

A clever name for a man cave.

Let’s go out to the ballshack and play some pool.

Ballshack by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Dick’s 

A store that has balls.

Bro, let’s go to dick’s.

Dick’s is the best.

I love Dick’s.

Dick’s by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Peenapple 

When you eat pineapple before you sex her up and the cum that comes from your penis tastes like pineapple.

She’s gonna get some of that peenapple tonight.

Peenapple by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Dickabod Crane 

What you call a man with a big dick.

He is hung like Dickabod Crane.

Dickabod Crane by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Peen screen 

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

Peen screen by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019

Brown balls

When you go so deep in her ass even your balls have shit on them.

We were fucking so hard I got brown balls last night.

Brown balls by dragon_f*cker July 14, 2019