Urban Dictionary: Definitions by drac250

dumbfuxx0r

A dumbfuck or douchebag. A general arsehole & noob who does nothing but walk into trouble, won't get laid and who drives a shit car.

ZOMFGWTFROFLMAOBBQ U FUCKIN DUMBFUXX0R WTF ARE U DOING?!?

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

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ujelly

A contraction of "you're jealous". Popularised in late 2010 alongside a macro of a man grinning. Sometimes written in greentext as "you jelly".

Person A: I've got a mosin nagant!
Person B: FUCK YOU MOSINS SUCK
Person A: ujelly?

by DRAC250 March 25, 2011

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Jeggers

Something that is pretty crap, annoying or otherwise.

These exams are fucking jeggers man!

That song by Busted is jeggers.

by DRAC250 May 25, 2009

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Verb.
To eyeball is to drink vodka or other spirits through one's eyes - the alcohol gets into the bloodstream quicker this way.
Notable for being mentioned in the film "Kevin and Perry Go Large". The potential risks of eyeballing are also shown in this film - losing one's eye, blood poisoning, alcoholism.

Don't eyeball that whiskey, it'll fuck you up
Wow, she's so hardcore she eyeballs vodka

by DRAC250 July 23, 2010

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9 grams of lead

The "final ration from the Soviet State", the 7.62mm bullet from a Tokarev TT-33 or Mosin-Nagant m1895 Revolver. The bullet weighs nine grams, so to be given nine grams of lead from the Soviet State is to be shot by an officer. This phrase was coined by Soviet soldiers in world war II when failing to carry out your duty or any sign of cowardice meant being shot in the head by your officer or commissar.

Also has some use today in Ukrainian Mafia circles, where the 7.62x25mm bullet is still used.

Simonov dropped his rifle in battle, so he was given 9 grams of lead.
Over 12,500 Soviet soldiers were given 9 grams of lead at Stalingrad.

by DRAC250 March 28, 2011

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