peehole

1. The opening through which urine is discharged in the male or female genitals.
2. Anyplace where urinating is occuring.

I went to the peehole to drain the lizard
Robert Mapplethorpe liked to put things up his peehole.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

shitheel

1. An obnoxious stupid person who is totally unaware that others are disgusted by them.
2. Someone who is unaware they have excrement on their shoes or feet.

My neighbor's kid is a worthless shitheel who can't even drive a lawnmower in a straight line.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

crazy bread

1. Breadsticks with butter and lots of Parmesan cheese made at the now defunct Little Ceaser's Pizza restaurants.
2. A smelly vagina.

That bitch Doreen from the pizza place has the crazy bread, both kinds.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

klingon

1. Violent aliens from the various Star Trek TV shows.
2. Nerds who think they are violent aliens.
3. Poo stuck to your ass hair; dingleberries.

Q: how is the starship Enterprise like a piece of toilet paper?
A: they both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

bbd

Harmonixing soulsters "Bell, Biv, Devoe"

the song "that girl is poison" is by BBD

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006

cornchute

A rectum, butthole, asshole, etc.

I'm going to church to tear that mouthy reverend a new cornchute.
That kid from down the street tried to go up my sister's cornchute, I'm gonna break his jaw with a tire iron!

by Dr. Literate August 06, 2006