absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass
After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.
by Dr. Foo May 03, 2010
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vlagellation

A fancy term for pussy-whipping
He gave up his bros and all the things he likes to do, just because of that bitch--a case of major vlagellation
by Dr. Foo July 26, 2008
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pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)
He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.
by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010
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bluzie

A patch of blue in an otherwise cloudy sky
Look--a bluzie! We have some hope for a nice day.
by Dr. Foo May 21, 2008
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Tammy glass

A really generous, full glass of wine--named for Tammy, who says there are only three glasses in a bottle of wine
I am so in the mood for some wine--pour me a nice, big Tammy glass.
by Dr. Foo February 20, 2009
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Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs
There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder
by Dr. Foo May 02, 2008
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coochie cash

Funds used to pay prostitutes

Funds obtained from prostitution (the avails)
The governor kept his coochie cash in a secret account.

She paid off her loans with coochie cash.
by Dr. Foo May 31, 2008
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