dr. foo's definitions

mood pot

A person who changes moods suddenly and unpredictably. You never know what they are thinking or how they will react. Smiling one moment, frowning the next, then scowling, and its all going on inside, because the person is not responding to any, apparent external event.

She was smiling, then she snapped at me for no apparent reason--what a mood pot.

by Dr. Foo August 10, 2009

beats the bomb

The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb

Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!

by Dr. Foo November 3, 2008

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by Dr. Foo November 22, 2011

toadess

An ugly woman

I always watch CNBC--no toadesses there.

by Dr. Foo April 18, 2009

BFHO

BFHO is an acronym for Big Fucking Hard On. A popular expression in the 1960's, BFHO was a form of sarcasm meaning that something thought to be a big deal was nothing to get excited about at all.

Dude 1: I got the job at McDonalds!

Dude 2: BFHO

Dude 1: You're right, BFHO

by Dr. Foo November 2, 2008

hipper-dipper

An alcoholic drink taken before going out to the party or bars

Old drunk: What say a little hipper-dipper?

Shakey: You pour.

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008