36 definitions by dr. foo

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

by dr. foo August 13, 2010

bluzie

A patch of blue in an otherwise cloudy sky

Look--a bluzie! We have some hope for a nice day.

by dr. foo May 21, 2008

Tammy glass

A really generous, full glass of wine--named for Tammy, who says there are only three glasses in a bottle of wine

I am so in the mood for some wine--pour me a nice, big Tammy glass.

by dr. foo February 20, 2009

Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by dr. foo May 2, 2008

Short Game

Sexual prowess, when up close and personal, as opposed

to appearances at a distance.

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by dr. foo June 23, 2011

Short Game

Sexual prowess, up close and personal

He looked good from a distance, but she wondered about his short game.

by dr. foo June 5, 2011

Burning snowmen

Driving at speeds over 80 miles an hour or what a person with hella sex appeal does

She was burning snowmen, so he was burning snowmen on the way to the motel.

by dr. foo April 23, 2008