dr. foo's definitions

absterge the podex

Literary language for wiping one's ass

After hearing his speech, many thought the politician should take a few moments to absterge the podex.

by Dr. Foo May 3, 2010

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

recycle

recycle (noun): something that is used, but not used up and saved for further use at a later time.

He put the cud of chew back in the can. In these tough times, he thought, one must recycle to get by.

by Dr. Foo May 18, 2009

Six o'clock

A hottie's butt crack, when vertical

That girl got one smokin' six o'clock!

by Dr. Foo April 24, 2008

Office Spouse

A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.

It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.

by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010

trashtastic

An adjective describing someone who dresses trashy and looks fantastic. (Maybe it takes a lot of money to look so cheap.)

Muffin tops and midriff bare
Jeans with little room to spare
Halter top and teased-up hair
Gaudy earrings, horn dogs stare--
Totally trashtastic!!

by Dr. Foo May 12, 2009

doo-dah man

Literally, a backup singer who harmonizes with doo-dahs, doo-wops, shoop-shoops, sha-las, and the like--a minor figure, definitely not the lead singer. By extension, not the boss, kingpin or ringleader, but someone in the background, who "sings along", supports, assists, abets or worse.

The Chairman was calling the shots--everyone else was a doo-dah man.

by Dr. Foo May 17, 2009