dr nick's definitions

lightsaber

The lightsaber is the super-powered high frequency laser beam weapon of the Star Wars universe. It first appeared it Star Wars: A New Hope when Obi-Wan gave Luke Anakin's old lightsaber. It is possibly the most famous weapon in movies of the past century. Frequently children are spotted with rulers or sticks playing a lightsaber duel. Don't we all wish that we could instantaneously hack someone's limbs off, cut through any material, or threaten somebody's life? The amazing futuristic tool of the lightsaber has changed everybody's life, dreams, or imagination in some way.

Yoda had a furious lightsaber duel full of flips and twists with Count Dooku in Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones.

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

prezactly

Pretaining to predactyls and their language and/or cavemen's reactions to predactyls.

Og: "That one look good. Chase. Kill. Eat."
Lam: "Prezactly."

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

Jetta

A great car by VW which is just behind the Beetle and PT Cruiser in coolness.

With the new flip key thingmajig, the Jetta is lookin' sweet.

Kr4m3r: "I got a Jetta from my parents for free and I can't even drive yet!"
DrNick: "You jackass."

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

boat

A type of nautical transportation in which you can fish, sail, and do lots of fun stuff. Commonly seen in Bond movies and other nautical type filmographia.

SchoolYon: "I jammed on my boat yesterday!"
DrNick: "Word."

by Dr Nick November 22, 2002

pandermonium

A chaotic, noisy, and tumultous rampage of pandas! A horde of the endangered species armed with bamboo sticks and World Wildlife Fund donations, they are a force to be reckoned with. Beware!

As pandermonium ensued, all people on the streets were trampled on and smacked with bamboo simultaneously.

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

specfuckintacular

The most flamboyant and excessive adjective that you can use to describe any word in your lexicon.

That was such a specfuckintacular ride! Let's do that again!

by Dr Nick November 21, 2002

42

The Almighty Answer to the Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It was calculated by the computer Deep Thought for seven million years and when asked to build a better computer to discover the Question to the Life, the Universe, and Everything, it built the Earth. Before the Earth could tell the Question however, it was destroyed by the Vogons to make room for an interstellar highway bypass. For more information, see The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

What is six times seven? 42!
No, no, that's too simple.
How many roads must a man walk down? 42!
That's it! We're made!

by Dr Nick January 1, 2003