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moronotorist

1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.

2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.
Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.

Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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Calistoga

The best domestically produced mineral water, much better than Perrier or that Italian stuff. Like some of the other better things there are to drink, it comes from the geothermal region of California's Wine Country.

Their regular, non-sparkling spring water is just re-branded Arrowhead water, which is the result of both Calistoga and Arrowhead having been bought out by Nestlé.
If you must have mineral water that's better than Calistoga, get Topo Chico from Mexico.
by Downstrike October 24, 2004
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American Graffiti

George Lucas' first successful film.
The TV series Happy Days was a spin-off from American Graffiti.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
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enough already

A sarcastic way of saying, please stop now, before I become violent.
Enough already! Can't you see that you're annoying people?
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
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blow french kisses

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.
If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)
by Downstrike October 6, 2004
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capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.
You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.
by Downstrike September 26, 2004
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healing

The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.
Healing is a power attributed to clerics in some RPG scenarios.
by Downstrike May 23, 2004
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