downstrike's definitions

flight

1. The act of flying.

2. The power or ability to fly.

3. A journey made by flying.

4. An enactment of one's fantasy.

Everyone has the power of flight. The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Difficulty arises because if one is truly trying properly to throw themselves at the ground and fails to miss, chances are that one will fail to miss the ground quite hard.

Once flight is achieved, it is vital not to listen to what anyone else says, because they are most likely to say something like, "my GOD! You can't possibly be flying!" And if you are so unfortunate as to hear someone say this, you are very likely to believe what they are saying and suddenly what they are saying will prove to be true.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Googleplexwhack

A Googlewhack that someone might actually search for.

The Googleplexwhack is the Holy Grail of SEO.

by Downstrike September 16, 2004

b2b

Business to business. See also, b2c and c2c.

Marketing one's business to other businesses, rather than to consumers in general.

by Downstrike June 7, 2004

sheepish

1. Passive toward aggression.

2. Naive.

3. An intimidated or embarrassed facial expression.

Sheepish people frequently have sheepish expressions.

by Downstrike May 27, 2004

octopus

A cat that only has one life left.

This daffynition of octopus appeared in the B.C. Comic Strip, Octopu... er I mean, October Oct... er, I mean October 8, 2006.

by Downstrike October 8, 2006

opinion

1. The primary motivation and inspiration for for creating slang terminology. Since most slang terms are based upon personal opinion, it is impossible to define some slang terms without naming the opinion that inspired them.

Racist, homophobia, pedophile, hateful etc.

by Downstrike May 30, 2004

Unemployment Office

A state agency where the unemployed go to get unemployment benefits, under the pretense that they are looking for work.

To go along with the pretense of the unemployed, bureaucrats usually try to get peeps to call the Unemployment Office the opposite of what it is, with euphemisms such as Employment Development Department, in California.

by Downstrike November 2, 2006