Cellular communication; how an amoeba communicates. You know; amoebae, like really, really small people.
Hey, lookit the cell phone under this microscope!
Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?
Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?
(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)
Of course it is! Can't you see that the one amoeba's phoning another one?
Of course his phone is cellular. What other kind would an amoeba have?
(If you're saying this out loud, it would be good to duck now and then, in case someone was going to hit you.)
by Downstrike November 18, 2006
by Downstrike May 29, 2004
1. Literally, a motorist who is a moron.
2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.
2. A motorist who drives irresponsibly, at the risk of bodily harm or death to self, passengers, and other motorists. A moronotorist passes on blind curves, passes motorists who are signalling for left turns, drives too fast for visibility and road conditions, ignores warning signs, and neglects ordinary precautions.
Moronotorists on Hwy 395 frequently try to pass you when you're turning left. A lot of them don't wear their seat belts, so they get ejected. Then they get run over by other moronotorists who are driving too fast to see them in time to stop.
Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.
Moronotorists would run over the ambulance crew too, so CHP has to stop all traffic going both directions, and the ambulance crew needs squeegees and dust pans to pick up the pieces.
by Downstrike December 27, 2005
The dialect of slang, or euphemismistic speech used by diplomats and politicians when they want to say something terrible about someone, but don't want to pay the consequences of saying such a terrible thing.
From NY Times, 10/22/05: 'Mr. Bolton, who termed Mr. Mekdad's denials "ridiculous," accused Syria of failing to cooperate with the investigators, which, he said, was "diplospeak for obstruction of justice."'
by Downstrike October 22, 2005
1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).
2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).
3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.
4. To compute.
2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).
3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.
4. To compute.
If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!
by Downstrike June 09, 2004
The irrational insecurity felt by moralphobes; people living alternative lifestyles who realize that others find their lifestyles morally repugnant. Usual symptoms include retaliatory labeling with words such as homophobia and intolerance, and duh-weebish abuse of the recommend for deletion link.
The predictable political, (see politics), moralphobic response is to curb free speech and promote intolerance of the expression of moral values dissenting from their own.
by Downstrike May 26, 2004
1. To hang out together, as in a clique, either out of loyalty or attraction to one another, out of disdain for others, or out of desperation when no one else will hang with you.
2. To take the heat together, either out of loyalty to one another, or when given no choice. Derives from the stereotypical lynching, which involves hanging from a noose.
2. To take the heat together, either out of loyalty to one another, or when given no choice. Derives from the stereotypical lynching, which involves hanging from a noose.
1. No one else will have them, so the duh-weebs hang together.
2. If a lynch mob finds you with that perv when they catch him, you'll hang together.
2. If a lynch mob finds you with that perv when they catch him, you'll hang together.
by Downstrike August 06, 2005