binary

adj. Arranged as pairs or counted by twos.

Pairs of stars or planets, such as the Earth and Moon, are called binary stars or planets.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Freudian slip

1. A verbal or written flub-up in which one says what one really meant, rather than what one meant to say, by accidentally adding or subtracting a word or substituting a similar word that means something that indicates what one really thinks. The phenomenon is named after Sigmund Freud, who first described it.

2. Sigmund Freud in exhibitionistic drag.

1. I didn't mean to say the math teacher was fat. It was only a Freudian slip that I said her triangle had a hippopotamus when I meant to say hypotenuse.

2. No RL example known. If you do see it, snap that Kodak moment and post it.

by Downstrike April 08, 2006

defect

1. n. An imperfection, either cosmetic or functional.

2. v. To abandon an obligation or loyalty.

3. v. To change loyalties.

The refurbisher got sick of painting over defects, so he defected to a company that repairs merchandise with defects.

by Downstrike June 04, 2004

one of Jehovah's Witnesses

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

Sunday School

1. Literally, where unfortunate kids get packed off to on Sunday to pretend that they're learning something, either so Mom and Dad can worship in peace, or so Mom and Dad can take the morning off.

2. adj. Prudish

3. adj. Totally naïve.

Those kids in Sunday School (1) are so Sunday School (3) that they don't even know what to be Sunday School (2) about.

by Downstrike September 27, 2004

backs

A place in line behind someone who is already in line. See also, fronts.

Don't go to the end of the line. I'll give you backs.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004

get stoned

What you do before the word stoned applies. Contrary to popular opinion, it's not the only way to blow your mind, man!

"Everybody wants to get stoned."

by Downstrike October 16, 2004