don juan's definitions

Deblazz

A confused white teen who thinks that he is black and from Alabama.

Look at that wigger, he must think he is Deblazz.

by Don Juan April 15, 2005

dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket

I gave that little bitch a dutch treat

by DOn juan July 30, 2003

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers

Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.

by Don Juan November 8, 2003

closter

v.Clostered-to have a party that gets busted by the Fuzz

Dude, your party got clostered.

by Don Juan April 11, 2005

stoupid

somebody who has a lower capacity than sombody who is stupid

wow that bitch was Stoupid!

by don Juan August 28, 2004

Poochacha

Another word for the sexiest part of a woman's body, her poon and/or vagina.
This word originates from the word chacha, which in spanish means girl.
Can also be used to offend someone who is being a wimp or pansy.

"Yo guy, that girl has a FINE poochacha!"

"Why are you being such a poochacha?"

by Don Juan April 2, 2005

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.

My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.

by Don Juan March 8, 2003