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dutch surprise

The act of farting on someones head while there asleep and covering it with a blanket
by DOn juan July 30, 2003
mugGet the dutch surprisemug.

Demarest RB Ray

A person ran all over Ramapo and he should have gone D1 if he did fail his classes
He was such a ray and ruined his life
by Don Juan March 6, 2005
mugGet the Demarest RB Raymug.

Deblazz

A confused white teen who thinks that he is black and from Alabama.
Look at that wigger, he must think he is Deblazz.
by Don Juan April 15, 2005
mugGet the Deblazzmug.

X-Phile

n. someone who likes to have sex with previous lovers
Bre, Steve is such an X-Phile, he fucks everybody but his wife.
by Don Juan November 8, 2003
mugGet the X-Philemug.

maid

a lady who cleans the house and knows how to fuck.
My French maid is always there to make my dick happy when I arrive home.
by Don Juan March 8, 2003
mugGet the maidmug.

CP

Short for 'Cock Penetration'
Hey bitch! you gonna get some CP tonight!
by Don Juan May 7, 2004
mugGet the CPmug.

religion

A castrated person's substitute for sex.
Religion is a practical joke that most people just don't get.
by Don Juan October 2, 2003
mugGet the religionmug.

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