Minge biscuit
A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"
Minge biscuit by don leslie May 7, 2008
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Minge Biscuit
what you affectionately call one of your best girlfriends when she’s being a cunt but you decide not to
Drop the c bomb
Drop the c bomb
Minge Biscuit by Cazaraghi November 5, 2020
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minge biscuit
(n): to be eaten by a pussy, like a biscuit. like bein pussywhipped but 500 times worse. your soul is usually swallowed into the chasms most capacious depths, which considering its size, soon after becomes strangley elusive...
"john is so pussy whipped its obscene. hes guna become a primetime minge biscuit if he dont put that bitch in her place."
minge biscuit by >>killer7<< March 7, 2008
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