Definitions by dmillswvu82

a guy who lives in his glory days 

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.

Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.

a guy who lives in his glory days by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

he got his dick knocked stiff 

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!

Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!

he got his dick knocked stiff by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023

got his ass packed 

To be ass raped, forcefully.

Dude was a pedophile and was sentenced to prison, and got his ass packed by BIG Bubba!

got his ass packed by dmillswvu82 February 23, 2023

two pissholes in a snowbank 

Two pissholes in a snowbank

I drank WAY too much last night; woke up, looked in the mirror and my eyes looked like “two pissholes in a snowbank!”

two pissholes in a snowbank by dmillswvu82 January 28, 2023

not worth a good fart in a high wind 

Not worth a good fart in a high wind: Worthless; no good; pitiful.

That last football play was not worth a good fart in a high wind!

not worth a good fart in a high wind by dmillswvu82 September 5, 2021

pop knot 

A knot that “pops up” on one’s head due to a blow such as from blunt force trauma.

When the prison guard rapped an inmate on the head with his Billy club, a big old pop knot rose up on his head!

pop knot by dmillswvu82 March 25, 2021

stepped on his own dick

When you really fucked up a personal situation and came out of it in a negative way.

He got caught up in a corruption situation; stepped on his own dick!

stepped on his own dick by dmillswvu82 May 15, 2018