fugf

fucked up girl friend, used to describe your girl friend as been a bit of a retard, very stupid etc
person1: hey lewis my girlfriends a bit stupid u no
person2: well shes a fugf int she then
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 06, 2009
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bum gravy

more commonly known as diorhea, is basicly a liquid shit that stinks out the toilet for about a week
oh mann ive done a bum gravy i need air freshener quickly!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 31, 2009
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four fingered kit kat

another way of saying that four people fingered someone called katrina
did u hear that four fingered kit kat
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 04, 2009
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ltp

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc
person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
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.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting
person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 03, 2009
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milf

everyone elses mum but yours
person1: your mums a milf
person2: no she isn't, but your mum's a milf
person1: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!
person2: u sick bastard u think my mums a milf!!
person1: lol
person2: lolol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 17, 2009
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golf

a great sport all in all, requires an unbeliveable amount of precision and skill, takes so much practice as most people will appreciate, milimeters off perfect strike and it's a shit shot, that is why golf is payed huge amounts in professional tournaments.

the fitness side of things is amazing most golfers are extremely athletic, aswell as walking a course which is about 4-5 miles long. it is a game 4 the fit!
golf seems the easyist thing 2 play in the world when u r playin well, and can also seems the hardest game in the worl when u r playin shit
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 19, 2009
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