diseased sheep's definitions

fishing

A sport which involves catching fish with a fishing rod, you sit and wait until a stupid unsuspecting fish bites onto your bait, then you reel him in and most likey cut him open and fillet his ass.

fishing is a fucking boring yet relaxing sport.
fish are tasty.

by diseased sheep July 9, 2006

Killaz

A term given amazing weed, covered in crystals and stinky. Gets its name from killer.

Hey you guys want some Killaz?

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

Cordless Phone

A phone in most homes that allows the talker to walk around freely without having to worry about cords and not leaving his/her 3 foot radius which the cord limits them to.

I have a cordless phone, so does my friend.

by diseased sheep July 12, 2006

chicken noodle soup

false advertising.
the noodles are not made of chicken.

lipton chicken noodle soup is tasty!

by diseased sheep June 24, 2006

jiffy-pop

pop-corn that comes in a foil pie dish and is meant to be cooked over a fire whilst camping.

Junior: "Hey ma' cook me up some jiffy-pop!"

Mother: "Jr. I thought I told you too much jiffy-pop will give you the gonnereah!"

Junior: "Ah dang!"

by diseased sheep July 8, 2006

lung

a thing used to smoke weed. you cut a 2 liter pop bottle in half and tape a bread bag to the bottom. where the cap would be you make a bowl out of tinfoil.

it is used by putting the bag up inside the bottle and lighting the weed in the bowl, while you are lighting you pull the bag down, causing suction, while doing fills the lung with smoke.

Lungs get you very fucking stoned.

i used a lung yesterday after school and was the most stoned i've been in a long time.

by diseased sheep May 30, 2006