Definitions by diseased sheep

weeds

the stupid things that grow in your grass and make it look like a poor persons lawn.

i hate these fuckin weeds!

weeds by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

No more secs!

Its sounds like no more sex. But really it means no more seconds. If someone like a child is doing something and someone else like a parent or teacher tells them not to, and then the child says "one sec", and then if the child say that a few times the parent or teacher will usually end up saying "No more secs!".

Teacher: "C'mon Billy, you gotta hurry up!"
Billy: "Just one sec"

-2 mins later-

Teacher: "Billy you have to come now!"
Billy: "Okay Okay, just one sec"

-3 mins later-

Teacher: "Billy im not going to tell you again!"
Billy: "Alright, on sec"
Teacher: "Billy, No More Secs!"

.*class laughs*.

No more secs! by diseased sheep September 5, 2005

slang dictionary 

Urbandictionary.com, enough said.

urban dictionary is the best slang dictionary ever, period.

slang dictionary by diseased sheep September 2, 2005

summer lungs 

sore, tired and out of shape lungs.

what most teenagers have at the beginning of school because they smoke so much pot during the summer.

dude, summer lungs suck

summer lungs by diseased sheep September 1, 2005

Efrum the Retarded Rabbit 

1)Thanks agian to Family Guy.
2)The name that bugs-bunny should have.

Boss: "Everyone in favor of Efrum the Retarded Rabbit"
**only Mr. Griffen raises his hand**
Griffen: "Oh you can all go to hell!"

Efrum the Retarded Rabbit by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

britney spears 

a women that is only hot in, music videos, album covers, concerts and interviews, in real life she is sadly a plump ugly pig.

John: "I jerked off to britney spears' im a salve 4 u last night!
Tom: "Ya well I threw up all over my self when i saw her pictures in the tabloids!"

britney spears by diseased sheep August 25, 2005

team sesh 

when a sports team goes to one of the players houses and smokes a bunch of pot, or does mushrooms.

were going to lewis' for a team sesh on wednesday!

team sesh by diseased sheep August 25, 2005