spoon

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 21, 2003

catalogueman

dude who comes to work with all brandnew stiff workclothes on.....looks like the catalogue man

look at them new work clothes...looks just like the catalogueman

by dirty rob March 22, 2003