10 definitions by dirty rob

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 22, 2003

spoon

a twat who cant score in soccer , or a complete puff. because a spoon is bent, like someone who plays for the wrong team.

you fuckin' spooner

by dirty rob February 24, 2003

fuckles

a twat or a group of twats, other forms include fuckleston or mcfuckleston

you bunch of mcfuckles

by dirty rob February 24, 2003