Definitions by dildo777

male sexual organ

It's a dick. Or you.

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male sexual organ by dildo777 January 30, 2024

snípur 

that's Icelandic for clit. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.

popularised in Hostel movie by Oli "King of the swing"

-I'm the first in line for snípur
-Snípur?
-Oh, that's Icelandic for "clit"
-Clitoris, or clitoris, however you wanna say that. Women have it. It's, like, right near the labia. Like, it hangs.
-Oh, yeah. Very good snípur in Iceland.

snípur by dildo777 January 29, 2024

meat assault

Russian war tactic to sacrifice many soldiers to achieve little in war success. Like: 200 dead soldiers for acquiring 1km2 territory. The tactic is widely used in war with Ukraine.

Meat in Russian language is a slang term for cannon fodder , here's the term.

Russians lost 1000 soldiers in one day during meat assault in Avdeevka

meat assault by dildo777 January 9, 2024

sportscar 

A prescription for people suffering from small dick syndrome (SDS)

I suffered from SDS . My therapist recommended me to get a sportscar. Now i'm happy.

sportscar by dildo777 January 9, 2024

BCS

BCS is a Body cavity search.

Humiliating police procedure, consisting of exploring human orifices in search of concealed narcotics , weapon or explosives

In Police Academy 2, Sgt Mahoney ordered a BCS on captain Mauser

-I'm here for the BCS.

-BCS?
-Body cavity search.
-Oh, right, right, right.
-Where is he?
....
-Hey! What are you doing? Wait a minute!
-Shut him up.

(nurse giggling)
-Now, just relax, and we'll get along fine.
We'll talk later.

BCS by dildo777 December 20, 2023

comparative fallometry 

Term for group of guys attempting to show who is alpha

Stupid alpha guy: -My dick is bigger than yours
Nerdy guy: -Don't start comparative fallometry

comparative fallometry by dildo777 December 10, 2023

journaling 

Writing some nonsense B.S. in the paper notebook, which nobody will read, except your psychiatrist, if you commit something outrageous

My psychiatrist suggested me to do journaling.

journaling by dildo777 November 20, 2023