dilbert scrunchie's definitions

asbestos

drunk, as in "asbestos a newt"

last night he was asbestos

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

scally

young boy (usually) gay who wears dirty trackies, baseball cap, worn trainers, often untidy, a rascal or a little scamp

you sexy little scally

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

ming

Liberal Democrat "Menzies" (pronounced "Mingios") Campbell

Hello Ming

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

stinger

type of extendable mechanical device usewd by police for puncturing the tyres of a speeding car during a car chase

I swerved right round the stinger

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

handsfree

type of mobi use in the car

am just on me handsfree at the mo mate

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

DS

Drug Squad i.e. police

I hear Brief-case Steve got fingered by the DS

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003