arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

divvy

(UK) wastrel or sponger (pos orig from 1950s Unemployment Dividend i.e. dole)

you are nothing but a scouse divvy

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

old bill

(UK) police

Slasher Smith got turned over by the Old Bill

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

blissed out

high on drugs (esp. ecstacy), i.e. loved up

I took three tabs and got totally blissed out

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

prannet

foolish or gormless person

I'd rondez-vouez with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet

"Billericay Dickie" by Ian Dury c.1978

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

easy peasy

(uk) very easy (short for easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy)

18 pints? easy-peasy!!

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

DB

the dog's bollocks, i.e. the best

that car is the db round here

by dilbert scrunchie June 24, 2003