dilbert scrunchie's definitions

knackers

the knacker man, as in "fit for the knackers" i.e. exhausted, dead

eeh by gum, ah wuz fit for knackers

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

YONKS

a long time

I went out with her for yonks

by dilbert scrunchie May 14, 2003

spread-bottom

fat person, usually middle aged

I sat on the bus, next to some enormous spread-bottom

by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003

fig8

figure or eight descender (aluminium device of that shape used in mountaineering and caving)

I've droped me fig8

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

easy peasy

(uk) very easy (short for easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy)

18 pints? easy-peasy!!

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

lag

prisoner as in "old lag"

Big Len was an old lag out a' the Srubs

by dilbert scrunchie June 20, 2003

DS

Drug Squad i.e. police

I hear Brief-case Steve got fingered by the DS

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003