Definitions by diggle whisper

Canadian Goose Shine 

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

Canadian Goose Shine by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

doobie cough 

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.

Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.

doobie cough by diggle whisper June 16, 2017

crabby swanks 

pants that look fly as hell but make you walk weird.

i like these pants but they give me crabby swanks.

crabby swanks by diggle whisper June 13, 2017