Urban Dictionary: Definitions by diggle whisper

Canadian Goose Shine

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

Merch

The fits of coughing you get after taking a nice long drag from the devils cabbage.

Bro this dank herb is giving me some bad doobie cough.

Merch

pants that look fly as hell but make you walk weird.

i like these pants but they give me crabby swanks.

Merch