diggity monkeez's definitions

Bloated

Far bigger than appropriate; usually after a sudden gain of size.

Martino's cake factory put so many ingredients into their products that the end result was thousands of bloated cakes which couldn't even make the shelves of Kroger.

by Diggity Monkeez April 8, 2005

New York Minute

Approximately sixty seconds.

Don: For how long do I have to microwave this?

Lawrence: For a New York Minute.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Grumble

To complain somewhat pointlessly. Grumbling usually consists of merely bemoaning an unfortunate/unfair situation instead of attempting to come up with a solution.

And so he's still grumbling about being picked off of third two innings ago, and whaddayaknow, he gets picked off again!

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Restroom

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.

Where are the restrooms in this place?

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

N64

One of the first 3D gaming systems, and the last one to operate wiothout discs, meaning that there was no loading time any of its games.

I have an N64, a GameCube, and pride.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Essential

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Fail

The opposite of succeed. To unsuccessfully attempt an undertaking.

I failed to become manager of McDonalds, so I settled on cleaining the mini-playground.

by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005