diego's definitions

mutha-fucka

Mother Fucker. Meaning a dickhead or friend.
Or rarely someone who fucks someone's mum.

"That mutha-fucka has pissed me off one too many times."
"What up, muthafucka?"
"That Mutha-fucka is rooting some MILF at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

mag

Short for magazine. The cartridge or clip in a gun that the bullet's go.
Short for a magnum.

"Shit, I think my mag is jammed."
"Shit, I think my mag is jammed."

by Diego July 29, 2003

borrence

1.Stoner slang for a water pipe/Bong

swing me the borrence old mate

by diego July 4, 2003

mobie

Short for 'Mobile'.
Australian slang meaning:
a) A mobile phone.
b) To smoke weed in a car...Technically while driving(mobile), but it still counts if you park the car.

"Give him a call on his Mobie."
"Let's go for sum Mobie's."

by Diego November 13, 2003

slump buster

A female friend that you turn to when you need sum sex 'coz yo' aint been getting much.
Hopefully not, but may often be unnatractive.

"I hadnt had a fuck for ages so I asked my good friend if she'd be my Slump Buster."
"My regular Slump Buster waz outta town, so I had to go a hooker instead."

by Diego September 11, 2003

barracuda

Ring finger in the poohole. Index and/or middle finger's in the pussy, while the thumb stimulates the clit
(if possible).

"I gave her a barracuda last night. She was having her loudest orgasm ever, when she lost control and shat all over my fingers."

by Diego August 14, 2003

kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.

Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."

by Diego August 16, 2003