dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii's definitions

the dick phantom

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex

James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

cuntmuffler

talk talk talk talk aw fuck shut the fuck up bitch

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017

exosteronic

a moment in your life of extreme joy

peter: that song was amazing I felt exosteronic for a couple moments.

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017

gayasstillytipper

superbly homosexual

jake:
Jason was such a gayasstillytipper but it was fun

by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 30, 2017