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cuntmuffler 

jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?

exosteronic 

peter: that song was amazing I felt exosteronic for a couple moments.

the dick phantom 

a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?

gayasstillytipper 

superbly homosexual
jake:
Jason was such a gayasstillytipper but it was fun