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jared: that crazy woman selena is such a cuntmuffler I have to turn off the ignition by running away
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
the cuntmuffler: why are you telling me this?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii November 1, 2017
Get the cuntmufflermug. a magic elf that lives in store bought condoms that uncomfortably manoeuvres your dick in a painful direction during sex
James: I was having sex with Christopher up the ass and I then I got surprised by the dick phantom
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
Sarah: oh that's terrible is your dick ok?
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
Get the the dick phantommug. superbly homosexual
by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 30, 2017
Get the gayasstillytippermug. by dickhandlerdickthe boiiiiiiiii October 31, 2017
Get the exosteronicmug.