Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

backseat

Your ass.
A place where homos live for.

Bob the homo is a backseat bandit.

by Dick Splash January 02, 2004

nipple

Strange tasting and textured breast protudence that has incredible elasticity that when placed between teeth and pulled until it is about to pop off will result in your woman asking for more.

Bite it harder.

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

censor

In this case it is a moron who decides what is appropriate to list or not. From a web site littered with the words 'fuck' and 'cunt', that's funny.

The censor is a fucking cunt.

by Dick Splash December 29, 2003

plonker

A polite, in mixed company, and alternative word for stupid cunt and wanker.

John is a plonker.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

walk the dog

To take a piss.

Hey, I'll see you in a minute, I need to go and walk the dog.

by Dick Splash September 13, 2003