dick splash's definitions

duchess

1. Wife of a duke.

2. Track #9 from 'The Raven'.

1. The dukes new wife is hot!

2. Did you see the 'duchess' video - them shade wearing meninblack are funny!

by Dick Splash November 16, 2003

Scrump

To take without permission. A fine afternoon activity when as a lad one goes looking for apples, conkers, pears ( either fruit or those located on chests) etc..

Hey, let's go scrumping!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

box

An item to put pencils in.

I put my pencil in her box!

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

limey

A Brit in Americans eyes.

That limey bastard just poured my beer warm.

by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

4nic8

To fuck outside of marriage, thus making it illegal.

Wow, wouldn't like to 4nic8 in a third world country where they might very well chop your balls off before they kill you.

by Dick Splash November 10, 2003

censor

In this case it is a moron who decides what is appropriate to list or not. From a web site littered with the words 'fuck' and 'cunt', that's funny.

The censor is a fucking cunt.

by Dick Splash December 29, 2003

stranglers

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

by Dick Splash August 10, 2003