Definitions by dick splash

tank 

Best track on the Black and White album.

"Yes, I can...."

tank by Dick Splash August 17, 2003

union 

Contradiction and the funniest thing you will ever see.

"Did you see where the business agent got fired by his own union - I wonder who will file his grievance?"

union by Dick Splash August 16, 2003

welshman 

A man from Wales.

Said Englishman, "'Ere, that Welshman called me a cunt."

welshman by Dick Splash August 15, 2003

tie one on 

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

tie one on by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

Cockney Wanker 

Twat, git, moron, bitch.

You're a twat, git, moron, bitch cockney wanker.

Cockney Wanker by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

cole haan 

Fine, usually all leather shoes.

Hey, are those Coles?

cole haan by Dick Splash August 10, 2003

stranglers 

Mk 1: The finest band then and now. Ten albums of evolving, energetic, pulsating, melodic, funny and sometimes odd music. Great then, even better now when you listen to it again, as if for the first time. Cutting edge British classics, probably the most under rated of their time.

Those Stranglers kick ass!

stranglers by Dick Splash August 10, 2003