derrick's definitions

your mom

When inserted into a generic sentence, this is guaranteed to add a hearty portion of sexual innuendo.

1. Nerd: "Stop, you guys!"
Jock: "That's not what your mom said last night!"

2. Repairman: "The TV needs to be turned on first."
You: "I think your mom needs to be turned on first."

by Derrick March 3, 2005

LaDainian Tomlinson

Great running back that plays for the San Diego Chargers

LaDainian Tomlinson is the best RB I have ever seen.

by Derrick January 25, 2005

Drag Muffin

The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.

Also see fluffer.

"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."

by Derrick September 14, 2004

cliffhanger

the act of concealing ones erection by taking the penis, flipping it upward so it is held up in the waist line of the pants.

dude, i had the biggest boner, but no one saw it cause it put it in the cliffhanger.

by derrick February 19, 2004

forum gnomes

The little people who run around forums spamming off topic day in and day out.

Oh god, Anitanium is a forum gnome.

by Derrick January 12, 2004

majic stick

a male with the ablity to utilize his penis in ways unknown to the average male.

after using his magic stick she went into a deep coma

by Derrick July 30, 2003