der alte fritz's definitions

greasedick

A Mediterranean male - derogatory.

Conforming to the Greasy Dago stereotype.

"Sal is such an asshole, I would like to kick that greasedick's Wop ass"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Gym clit

Enlarged clitoris caused by years of steroid abuse.

Fairly common in female "Gym bunnies" and highly visible through spandex shorts.

"Jesus! Did you see Becky's Gym clit. She could fuck you hard with that!"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

sashimi

Japanese female genitalia.

I would suspect of the slightly unclean variety

"Miko's pussy tasted great. Just like the best saba sashimi"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Skunk muff

An unwashed and malodourous vagina

"I started to go down on Shondiqua but gagged because she had a bad case of skunk muff"

by der Alte Fritz July 29, 2006

pussy froth

Vaginal secretions worked into a lather by prolonged sexual activity.

Can be caused by masturbation or penetrative coitus.

Highly visible on the male member when enjoying doggy style

"After nailing Miko for a good hour she had left shitloads of pussy froth on my dick"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

raspberry ripple

A cream pie whilst a woman is menstruating

"After I pulled out, the cum and blood on her beaver looked like raspberry ripple ice cream"

by der Alte Fritz July 5, 2006

Double-Dipper

A: Male who inserts his erect penis into two different individuals during a 3-way sex session.

B: A guy who inserts his penis into more than one of a partner's orifices during a sexual encounter.

A: Stan pulled his dick out of Sophie's dripping pussy and slid it into Sadie's eager mouth. The girls enjoyed fucking an experienced double-dipper.

B: After getting a sloppy BJ the Cruiser rammed his penis into Iceman's asshole. What a risky business it is to be a double-dipper.

by der Alte Fritz July 23, 2006