dennis's definitions

lana

money (literally 'wool'; Chicano, Mexican, Latino

so-called because it is often carried in a wallet, sometimes made of lambskin which is also called borrega

?tienas lana en tu borrega?

by Dennis January 8, 2005

workship

A typographical blunder by someone attempting to say something else.

Thank you for attending the 2nd annual ADVISOR workship...above all....

by Dennis March 16, 2005

tussle

To playfully mess up one's hair

Lil Tommy was being so funny I just had to tussle is hair.

by Dennis February 26, 2003

Ship Ji

When You are walking behind a girl and you poke two fingers up her ass as you walk by.

Origionaly a Word from the Korean Language

With full determination I ran by and did a Shit Ji to Katie.

by Dennis April 22, 2005

Matt Vasgersian

Matt Vasgersian play-by-play man for the San Diego Padres. Also does the commentary in the game MLB 06: The Show for the PlayStation 2.

1. Matt Vasgersian must have spent 8,622 hours in the studio recording commentary for MLB 06: The Show.
2. He does an amazing job doing commentary and should promptly be given a raise for his efforts.
3. The Cubs should have pursued Vasgersian more aggressively to take over commentary duties for the Chicago Cubs after Steve Stone was fired and Chip Caray went to Atlanta.

by Dennis July 2, 2006

The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate

He's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate, but only metaphorically, you see, he has both arms and eyes,the thing is,this guy, who really loves this girl, so much that he'd be willing to lose an arm, an eye, or even something worse, if thats what it took to prove his love, but it doesn't matter, because The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate never had a choice in the matter he sails alone, trying to forget his problems with an eye patch, and a bottle Dark Eyes.

Oh look, it's The Amazing, One-eyed,One-armed Pirate... He looks lonesome out there.

by Dennis December 13, 2004

Blinko

Any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain

"You should have heard this bitch scream last night when I gave her a blinko"

by Dennis May 18, 2003