Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

ass kissing contest

An election where the politician who kisses the most asses wins.

I didn't watch any of the ass kissing contest did you?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 08, 2009

porn man

a guy who buys porn,porn video and porn music CDs for minors usualy for a fee.

The porn man's here. Lets go get some porn.

by Deep blue 2012 October 10, 2009

Mountain view high school

A high school in Mountain view arkansas that is the dead center of the teen sex capitol of the world. Where everyone wants to fuck everyone else and all the girls want a cock in them so bad and it is hoter then the devil's ass.And people come from miles around to get some teen ass.

Mountain view high school is hoter then the devil's ass.

by Deep blue 2012 August 11, 2010

Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010

Porn theater

A theater that puts on plays that have pornagraphic scenes in them.

Lets go to that porn theater.

by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2010

Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.

John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.

by Deep blue 2012 May 09, 2010