dean's definitions

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

dassime

A slurred pronunciation of "That's me"

Hey, Joe!

Dassime!

by Dean March 22, 2005

FrankGrimes

To have a run of extremely bad luck.

In one month : 3x speeding fines, broken digital camera, car repairs, jipped on car registration, lost credit card.

Fark, that's a deadset grimey!

by Dean March 18, 2005

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 16, 2005

Sleeping Bag

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses

That guy doing the sleeping bag is sooo hot right now!

by Dean February 12, 2005