Definitions by dean

Stroking the sausage 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

Stroking the sausage by Dean March 25, 2005

slapping the meat 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

slapping the meat by Dean March 25, 2005

whacking the mole 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

whacking the mole by Dean March 25, 2005

dassime 

A slurred pronunciation of "That's me"

Hey, Joe!

Dassime!

dassime by Dean March 22, 2005

FrankGrimes 

To have a run of extremely bad luck.

In one month : 3x speeding fines, broken digital camera, car repairs, jipped on car registration, lost credit card.

Fark, that's a deadset grimey!

FrankGrimes by Dean March 18, 2005

Constantine 

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

Constantine by Dean February 16, 2005

Sleeping Bag 

The 'Sleeping Bag' is a refined dancing skill which requires rapid movement from left to right with both feet together. The movement itself is mastered from many generations and can be defined between the width and speed of the designated movement. Any mastery of this skill is usually familiarised with a lot of female activity due to the elitist value the move posesses

That guy doing the sleeping bag is sooo hot right now!

Sleeping Bag by Dean February 12, 2005