Stroking the sausage

Masturbatory term.

See also:
slapping the meat
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I was stroking the sausage today."

by Dean March 25, 2005

stroking the sausage

"Stroking the sausage," generally a term for getting oneself off, is used when a man refers to his masturbatory habits, in a way utilizing part of his knowledge of sexual innuendo.

Man: "I was stroking my sausage today..."
Woman: "Get away from me, you stupid pervert!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

pieface

To take ones hand and push another person's face.

An open hand, covering another perons face like you threw a pie at them.

Mark was being a jerk, so I piefaced him and he fell to his knees.

by Dean November 12, 2004

Hybrid Perception

Group of crazy guys from Rhode Island. They do stupid and crazy things.

www.hybridperception.net

I wish I could be in Hybrid Perception.

by Dean December 22, 2004

Pij

A word used to describe someone sexually excited by strange images.

You're a bit of a closet Pij, aren't you?

by Dean April 13, 2005

Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).

I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.

by Dean March 25, 2005