rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

beretta

Probably the best looking and most jam-proof gun in the world, but can lack in the accuracy department. Most popular models are 92/96 FS and Elite II in both 9mm and .40.

The Elite II is a sweet ass looking gun!

by Dean March 23, 2003

Perri Davenport

She is a very loved and beautiful girl who is very sensible and smart.

I feel like a queen, it must be how Perri Davenport feels!!!

by Dean December 17, 2004

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

ice

To ejaculate, per se.

"Roger, I iced on your mother last night."

by Dean January 13, 2007

manpal

Another word for boyfriend.

"Are you that chic's boyfriend?"
"I prefer the term 'manpal'"

by Dean October 11, 2004

M16A2

one of the best standard issue assualt rifle in world... you just need to keep it clean.

The M16A2 ownz that ugly AK74SU!

by Dean August 04, 2003