ice

To ejaculate, per se.

"Roger, I iced on your mother last night."

by Dean March 08, 2006

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

ty

Net nerd version of "thank you"

n00b: "lol ty 4 tha pix!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

Constantine

The coolest person alive, also a Greek.

Woah. You know Constantine G? No way.

by Dean February 17, 2005

manpal

Another word for boyfriend.

"Are you that chic's boyfriend?"
"I prefer the term 'manpal'"

by Dean October 11, 2004

Dangly Bits

The male genitals.

Females have Wobbly bits, Males have Dangly bits.

by Dean September 18, 2003

hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia

Similar to antidisestablishmentarianism, in the way high school students use it to sound smart.

Defined as the fear of long words, quite ironically.

I tried to win the spelling bee, but I succumbed due to my hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia.

by Dean March 27, 2005