aunt flo

when you about to screw your wife or girl and then she gets her period, DOH.
Sorry honey I know your dick is hard and my pussy wet but Aunt Flo is here now and we cant do that when she here
by daywalkz September 11, 2015
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serial marrier

a person who gets married for food, shelter and companionship, and when it gets stale, time to find a new person to marry...
Eddie is a serial marrier, he's been divorced two weeks and he just bought a engagement ring for the lady he met at the bus stop.
by daywalkz July 29, 2011
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Miken Recoil

An awesome weapon for softball. Unlike lacrosse where they use butterfly nets.
The Miken recoil has a tremendous trampoline effect there is no mistaking it for a butterfly net
by daywalkz September 11, 2015
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secretary

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)
by daywalkz November 19, 2008
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Guillermo

One of the coolest cats who ever lived. 1990 to 2008. and my best friend. rest in peace dude. You will be missed.
We adopted Guillermo from the cat shelter when he was just a baby.
by daywalkz October 31, 2008
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Hassan-Chop!

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret.. Sadie is a calico cat
by daywalkz June 12, 2015
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Hassan-Chop!

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought
Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..
by daywalkz June 12, 2015
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