The worst book to ever grace it's cover onto the world. It has no meaning, no plot or story line, and the only reason people went to see the movie is that the guy who played whatshisface Edward was "SOOO HAWT OMG!!!". To sum the book and movie up, it's a chick flick about a fantasy world that will never exist. If you disagree, go to hell and come back to reality.
Me: What the hell is all this twilight crap about?
Guy 1: I don't know, they're all horny and orgamsic about it.
Fangirl: OMGEEZY, EDWARD IS SO HAWT, I WANT TO RAPE HIM!!!!!
Me: Uhh, go get a life and lose a few pounds, eh?
Guy 2: BURN!!!! Oh, and don't say omgezzy, you sound gay.
Fangirl: *cries* I'M GOING TO EAT UNTIL I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING!!!
Me: You go do that.
January 3rd, 1937, the most l33t day in history EVER.
"I wish I was born on 1-3-37, so I could've been born to be l33t."
"Your mom is a 1-3-37 baby, is she l33t at sex?" (Never say the 2nd example, lol)
the opposite of awesomeness.
an action/event that is retarded, unneeded, and stupid.
Dude that Tara Reid show was unawsomeness.
Dennis is the definition of unawesomeness.
A social group made of self-centered, uncaring, socially racist, whiny, assholes who consider themselves superior to everyone else, when they're really a bunch of crybaby bitches in the end.
Walter: "Preps can kiss my metal ass, man.
Tyler: "Hell yeah, they can go die in a hole."
Me: "Evil bastards, always lookin down on everyone else for being different."
1) The greatest site EVER, it beats down myspace and facebook to a bloody pulp.
2) The one thing you shouldn't be looking up on urban dictionary about!!!
ex. 1: "Yo, UD is the best site on the face of the earth."
"I know, not even myspace or facebook can touch it"
ex. 2: "Hey, am I stupid for looking up the definition to urban dictionary?"
"Of course not, that makes you retarded!!!!"
To do something to intentionally piss one or more people off, for your own amusement.
Ex: Leeroy Jenkins, duh.
You can also use Leeroy for short.
Guy 1: "So yeah, I pissed a bunch of people off when I lit some A&F and Hollister clothes on fire, only to make a statement."
Guy 2: "I think they got the idea, Mr. Leeroy Jenkins."
Guy 1: " Dude, watch this shit."
*Goes and does some shit to piss everyone off*
Guy 2: "What a retard."
Guy 3: "He's not a retard, he's.."
Guy 1: "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!"
Guy 2: "Goddamnit, Leeroy."